My mate Derek sent me this... He said: "You'll like this It's all about cooking" So I said: "This looks like something my GRANNY MAVIS would make!" Then he said: "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Derek thinks my Granny is a bit bonkers. (She is.)
Makes me want to make my own films now. Maybe I could do something with Delia's sunglasses? it's an idea?..!
I GOT FIVE MERITS for the biscuits I made in school.
Mr. Fullerman took the class. It was pretty eventful.
1.Norman managed to sneak eat five spoonfuls of SUGAR before we'd even started. Mr. Fullerman got suspicious when he began dancing with a wooden spoon (the sugar got moved.)
2. ThenJulia Morton couldn't find the sugar, so she added SALT to her biscuits by accident. Surprisingly they didn't taste too good. Not surprisingly Julia felt sick and went a nasty shade of green.
3. MARCUS Meldrew went ON and ON and ON about what a good cook he was and how HIS biscuits were going to be the BEST ever. SHAME he forgot to take them out of the oven... They looked like small burnt smoking raisins. In case you're wondering here's how we made the (non burnt/salty) nice biscuits...